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Having kids really destroyed my body, i used to be a hottie, believe it or not ;)


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Golf is like life.. you strive for the green, but end up in the hole. 1960s. (Not my joke, I took it from this list of golf jokes in the comments.)


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Are you kidding me? You beat up my loser son, stole his wallet, AND you ruined his backpack?...OF COURSE you can fuck my ass! Right after I tell him I don't believe him about the bullying and ground him for "not taking better care of his things"


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My kids may not like me in the mornings, but you guys do right


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(F)illed my wife and this was our happy ending at the end of lovely evening with not kids home.


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My wife. Not so much of an On'Off as a time lapse. On the left is age 23, pre-kids, done by a professional photographer. On the right is age 40, after two kids, done by a not-so-professional photographer.


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Many of my friends are getting married and having kids, but I don't feel left behind because I'm free and making butt jokes on the internet


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