"Oh, cousin... I sent that to you on accident. But I guess we're cousins so it's okay, right? I mean, you can even keep it if you want, just send me a picture of you so that we're even."
I hope I'm not too late, but to all the sexy gentlemen out there: Whether you're a role model for youngins, or a provider for fur babies... I hope you ALL had a Happy Father's Day!! Now sit back, relax, and let's end your day the right way.
Oh, you're a Doctor? Great, I've been looking everywhere but it's so hard to get appointments, lucky me to find one on the train right? Anyway, I'm sure I felt a lump a few days ago. Like, it could be cancer so please check it through carefully.
