"Surprise! We're taking a family vacation today! Sorry you couldn't come along, but we only had four tickets. You remember that boy you accused of being a bully last year? He's way more fun to be around...anyway, say hi to your sister! Oh...she'll say hi
[sister] "No, she's scrawny and probably just too TIGHT for your huge... Seriously, please!" Oh snap. Now THAT was pathetic, desperate and stupid all at the same time.