"Oh, cousin... I sent that to you on accident. But I guess we're cousins so it's okay, right? I mean, you can even keep it if you want, just send me a picture of you so that we're even."
Wife bought a pink cover for the vibrator head just to rub it in (pardon the pun)! Just after I took this photo she asked "where are your balls? Oh, that's right, you don't have any!!"