OK, she's kept herself in good shape and goes to the local watering hole to flaunt it...how much you want to bet that 15 yr old kid snorkeling nearby went home and practically choked his chicken to death?
Hanson Gregory claimed to have invented the ring-shaped doughnut in 1847 aboard a lime-trading ship when he was 16 years old. He claimed to have punched a hole in the center of dough with the ship's tin pepper box. [Wikipedia]
