Was looking around on my cousin's Twitter and found this. Imagine finding out your girlfriend loves BBC and is cheating on you because someone Tweeted it for everyone to see.
You're sleeping over your best friends's house. You sneak into his parents' bathroom to get a pair of his hot mom's worn thongs. You get one of her thongs and start sniffing and masturbating. Your friends's mother walks in on you. She's in her pajamas and
You could've sworn you heard your girl say something about how your asshole neighbor was barging into your house right before she suddenly hung up on you...
