One night in Mexico a crab infiltrated our room. My gf valiantly sprung forth to battle the intruder - but I just thought "wow, r/facedownassup will love this". Priorities.
One time your mom and bully had a light scuffle about grades. She decided to try and settle things between them to determine who really was in charge. After one night of ironing out the differences, it is clear who the alpha is in the classroom and who th
