Ugh, my big sister is so gross! She waits in my bedroom for me to come home, and as soon as I open the door, she blows her load all over herself! I swear, it's almost as if she gets off to seeing my face...
I got a SnapChat notification from my new step-sister. Seconds later, she burst into the room, yelling "DON'T OPEN THAT MESSAGE!" Unfortunately she was too late though, and now I knew her secret.
I open my eyes to this sight each and every morning. "Open your mouth," I hear my little sister whisper, and I oblige. Who needs an alarm clock when I have her alarm cock?