I open my eyes to this sight each and every morning. "Open your mouth," I hear my little sister whisper, and I oblige. Who needs an alarm clock when I have her alarm cock?
Your bully knocked you out cold in front of your girl. When you regained consciousness, this was the first thing you saw when you opened your eyes while laid out flat on your back
"I ran into that guy you think is such a prick. He's really opened my eyes to your shortcomings, honey. So when he gets here, show him to the bathroom and film quietly while he makes me fall out of love with you once and for all."
At the end of your older brother's last semester at college, he texted you to let you know he was dropping out 2 months shy of graduation. According to the text alongside the vid, your bully "went to the same school this year" and "helped open my eyes!"
