Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have en
Sir, In our modern times we must be aware of new risks to life for servants. I have recently read a most enlightening medical book showing treatments for those suffering from miasmas, electrical fluids or overwork. I have instigated practice sessions twic
Sir, With long distance telegram charges being such a high burden, I recently learnt that my wife has great understanding of the matter. She assures me that she can arrange for telegrams of any length or distance at no cost, although no more than two per
