Last month the FRA sent an assassin to try and kill me. I'd like to thank whichever cunt gave her the order. She had made a fine addition to my house slave roster. Please send another, my horses' stalls need mucking out.
#RelationshipGoals. Civilisation LLP wants to remind everyone that true happiness can only be found under the Natural Order... and as this man and his cunt show nothing is more beautiful.
Compliments of the House: when a cunt tries to stiff you on a drinks bill Civilisation LLP would remind you that the Natural Order not just allows but actively encourages you to show her the error of her ways...
Prison Reform: Civilisation LLP believes the best way to rehabilitate men who have committed crimes is to remind them of the wonders and happiness of the Natural Order.
Delivering Room Service: Travelling for work can grind down any man. Civilisation LLP are working with reputable hotels to make sure you can order up an obedient cunt to fuck the frustration away.
A Brief History of Cunt. Civilisation LLP urges you all to heed the lessons of the past; fight the Natural Order and be fucked under the Natural Order.
I've been commissioned by the government to do some PSA posters to help inform the population of the new scientific discovery that forcing women to conform to the AHEGAO pose increases acceptance of the Natural Order. Here's the first one.
Halloween Grindhouse Movie Marathon Part 2: Summoning the Natural Order. When a bored Old World cunt uses a magic book to conjure up the Natural Order in those around her she finally gets what she'd been dreaming of for so long.
Halloween Grindhouse Movie Marathon Part 4: Possessed by the Natural Order. Cornered by a mercenary and with no escape an Imperial's only hope is to use dark magic to turn the tables by possessing those opposed to him with a sense of the Natural Order.
