I wore these out to get groceries and then noticed how sheer they look. This explains why the guy next to me in line was blushing after I bent over to get something (no undies)
The allele that causes people to have more than five fingers or toes per hand or foot, respectively, is dominant over the one for five, which is kind of a (M)indfuck
Football innuendos: I'll help you get past the O line. You wouldn't be penalized for targeting my head. Sorry, I couldn't keep my hand off/I wouldn't mind turning you over (M)
