Becoming a phone sex operator helped me realize that it's okay if I love myself, even with my stomach. Not that I'm not still trying to kickass and lose weight! Please jack off to the thought of cumming on my tits
Mobile phone antennas are designed to project a signal in a donut shape, perpendicular to the long axis of the antenna. If you are holding your phone in a strange way, such as on its side or upside down, you will hinder the operation of the antenna. [wiki
