[M]24 found a picture from 3 years ago and feel I look a lot worse now. Admittedly I've had open heart surgery less than a year ago and put on some unintentional weight but would you guys rate me?
"So this new photographic process of yours, you take a picture of me naked, and then repeat with undergarments, and then fully clothed?" "Um, yes. It's more...natural"
She sighed, "Honestly baby, what was the point of having me go through the trouble of growing this massive thing if all you ever want to do is take pictures of it and look at me naked? I mean, I like the attention, but can you at least kiss it or touch it