So, my old bully from highschool, bumped into my older sister at some party they both were attending. My bully thought it would be funny to send me this picture of them with a text that read "At first, your sister thought I had a pipe in my pocket lol!
"Hi Sarah, this is your BIO 102 professor. Pardon the text but I've already sent two emails about your extended absence and you are in urgent danger of failing unless you can provide a doctor's note." She replied with a picture, "Does this count?"
Last summer, my bully was a lifeguard at the local beach that my mom and sister always go to. He's always hitting on them and they always laugh and flirt back. One day, my bully texted me this picture with a text "Who should I fuck first? Your solder sist
