Mr. Hubby and I finally found a unicorn and had our first FFM!!! I couldn't deprive you guys of the evidence... (but sorry for the poor lighting - we had other priorities!)
My couch sex was interrupted by a couple Jehovah's Witnesses. Not mormon missionaries, but still. The fuckers rang the doorbell *and* knocked when I ignored (continued fucking my boyfriend) them. Answered it and the poor guy is going to have impure though