Like a tied up pork roast.

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Gwen getting pork roasted

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Goddess said she'd be serving roast pork when her friend came over. Being a stupid pig I didn't appreciate what she meant...

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Goddess has taken to serving spit-roasted pork whenever her friends visit. Most seem to savour it but I couldn't help but shudder when one remarked she'd have liked it more tenderised...

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