Redheads are more resistant to local anesthesia, such as Novocaine, explaining their dread of dental procedures, University of Louisville researchers reported in Journal of the American Dental Association. [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19571053 ]
One of the Matriarchy pigs couldn't handle seeing all of the beautiful Goddesses from both the Matriarchy and Empire and needed an emergency pressure relief procedure before he could continue his servant duties.
After being found, both spying on Civilisation LLP's training procedure and roaming the Green Zone without authorisation, I was carried off to serve as a training dummy to both Masters and Goddesses to warm up their skills for the big showdown.