You were drinking with your roomate when he punched you in the face for getting angry when he pulled your girlfriend into his lap. When he snuck into your room, you pretended to be asleep and waited for your girlfriend to scream and tell him to get out..
My bullies made a bet that whoever could knock me out first got to fuck my gf. After an hour of beating me I was still conscious. My sister barged in and when I explained to her what was happening she punched me in the face, knocked me out, and said “No y