Naww, look at you down there, playing with your little sissy wiener. I bet you wish you could put it inside me, don't you? I'm sorry but its never going to happen. You're too pathetic. Now shut up and lick it you little bitch.
A former Feminist writer is forced to give a demonstration for a Psychology 101 class on the Hamster Rationalization Wheel inside all Female Brains. To make it less de-humanizing, a woman instead of a hamster is put on the wheel.