"Good morning, nephew. Do you remember the 'Tunnel of Love' ride we used to go on?"

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Gents: remember u don't simply love that girl; u'd love that girl 2 willingly & enthusiastically submit 2 you. So if u persist in loving her despite the fact she doesn't want 2 submit to u, then remember u r an idiot & u r doing the exact thing in

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Don't worry. I promise to put you back together, when we're done. Now then. This is going to hurt. A lot. Remember that I love you.

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"There there... it's okay. You've been doing such a great job lately, and always remember that I love you!" (ahegaokami)

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