By the time mom remembered she had invited some colleagues over that afternoon, they had already arrived, and we were about to come.

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"It's double or nothing this time, bro. Just remember you can only pick one though."

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There's only one time a year that I even remember Sports Illustrated exists

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"Now son, you'll remember to pull out this time, right?"

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