Someone here is about to have a serious problem with the High Chieftess of Amazonia over the recent increase in wild pig hunting. Let's resolve this now.
Sir,My maid Annie learns music with an intent to improve her wage by a penny a week. She complained that her cheap instrument did sound flat and lifeless. I noted that her voluminous layers of clothing were having a damping effect on the sound. Resolved,
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