Ladies, be feminist and claim your rights. You have dignity enough to deserve the honor of being slapped by him, so demand him those slaps. Otherwise he'll be a misogynistic guy.
Your sister and her boyfriend came home unexpectedly and caught you perusing her panty drawer. He beat the shit out of you, and watching got her so turned on she gave it up to him right then and there. "Serves you right, you perv!"
Wife bought a pink cover for the vibrator head just to rub it in (pardon the pun)! Just after I took this photo she asked "where are your balls? Oh, that's right, you don't have any!!"