I tried the whole "post cute pictures of myself" on reddit thing. It was aight. I'd much rather post this video of myself looking for parking at school for an hour. Let the hating for not showing my tits in this commence!
You finally got up the nerve to ask out your crush, and to your surprise she said yes and to come pick her up that same afternoon! You were too excited to notice the cars of the two biggest jerks in school parked out front. She says if you stay and watch