You were drinking with your roomate when he punched you in the face for getting angry when he pulled your girlfriend into his lap. When he snuck into your room, you pretended to be asleep and waited for your girlfriend to scream and tell him to get out..
Last night I came home to my “lesbian” girlfriend jumping on the dick of our neighbor, unashamedly screaming how much she loves his dick and how she’s never going back to eating pussy.