You know how some toilets get pissed in so much that you can smell them from 50 feet away? Meet Vanessa - you'll smell her sweet salty scent long before you see her
My gorgeous wife/goddess gave me a new pink see-through ruler to show me how I don't measure up -- it's just 6 inches long since she says a 12 inch ruler is a waste of money for me!! What do you think?