I usually post these to r/ladyboners but since I've discovered this amazing subreddit, I shall start posting here!
I give you the amazing Alex Pettyfer.
Sir, my maid Betsy opined her wages too low to buy a new hat. "I shall give you a new hat", says I, "If I may be permitted to make a photographic print whilst you wear it. Bring two of your friends, they may all have a new bonnet!" The joy in their hearts
