Mom said she needed me to get the next size up in the shirt she was trying on. I asked why and she sent me this: "See? It's too small, I can't even get it all the way down!"
MD feminists: if you want to get paid 30% more wage, maybe you should be 30% more productive. women that work in jobs they can perform well get paid well. Ask this feminist; she'll tell you there's no gender wage gap for her
Rachel Starrs special move..... when she asks him if he is ready at the start of this move.... how can you ever be ready for that!!??! How long would you last?
My wife comparing me to her favorite dildo. I've been asking her to compare me with a real cock and she has finally agreed! If you live in Atlanta, and have a big cock, let me know so we can compare for her!
My sister wanted to send some nudes to her boyfriend but the only way she can get hard is if she's being fucked in the ass. She usually uses her toys but occasionally she'll ask me to help her out. As a thank you, she always sends me copies of the photos
My daughter always comes home from the clubs drunk and horny. I don't approve of her excessive drinking, but how can a father deny his baby girl pleasure when she asks so sweetly.
You've asked your best friend to keep an eye on her in case you got too drunk. She's been in the restroom for a while now, and you can't find him either.
