Once a week I give my daughter the Doggy Pill. It is a pill that makes her act like a dog and listen to every command. She'll only be able to bark until the drug wears off next week.
Sara hated coming home. Washing dishes, she listened intently to her step-dad's poker game out in the hall, waiting to see who was willing to buy an "hour with the beer slut" next . She hated to think of what people in the Women's Studies program would sa