I woke up at the hospital after my bully sparring partner knocked me out in front of the whole gym and my girlfriend. I was surprised to find she wasn't there to make sure I was alright and she wouldn't even pick up her phone. After about an hour of blowi
[couple] My wife is out of town for work and sent me this when she woke up. It's going to kill me to have to wait until tonight to get my hands on her!
