You always wonder how your lawyer wife can stand being a public defender given the monstrous amount of work, but she says it's so easy she can do two at a time.
After my bullies beat me within an inch of my life they found the A+ I got on my math test. They wondered if all Asians are just like their stereotypes so they visited my mom to see if she submits to white men. You know what they say about stereotypes...
You were wondering why your mom took so long when she visited your bully to have a talk with him - until that night when your bully sent you videos of him tearing her thick mommy ass up on Snapchat
