To both our surprise, I walked in on mom's cries, and not noticing wide eyes, but entranced by her thighs, I thought up quick lies, to tell dad or his spies, should I obtain that sweet prize to fill with cream pies.
Sweet Dreams There she sleeps, with her head on my thigh. Lovely face, with my cock just nearby. Peaceful smile; bet she’s dreamin’ Of the taste of my semen. That should tell you: I’m one lucky guy!
MD feminists: if you want to get paid 30% more wage, maybe you should be 30% more productive. women that work in jobs they can perform well get paid well. Ask this feminist; she'll tell you there's no gender wage gap for her
Each weekend one of your lower neighbours likes to sunbathe nude on her balcony. You really should tell her everyone can see her, but on the other hand, the view doesn't hurt...