You were drinking with your roomate when he punched you in the face for getting angry when he pulled your girlfriend into his lap. When he snuck into your room, you pretended to be asleep and waited for your girlfriend to scream and tell him to get out..
Second day in a row she came home from work and hopped in the shower, I snuck in to see if I could figure out why...but she swears she’s not fucking her boss
