I've met a particularly disgusting Pig at SLAVECon, and told him I just had to invite him over to my place, right outside the Green Zone ... Fucking things are so gullible, it's like they're trying to get dragged away from their Empire.
"Babe, come over pleaseeeeeeeee? My parents went on vacation and i can't stop thinking about you here in bed with me touching me all overrrrr its making me so hard it hurtssssssss :-(((((" You locked your phone and sighed, telling your friends you had a s
