I'm a short fella with a big dick. I have no idea how that happened, it's weird to me too.

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Lady Madeleine [German so you KNOW it's going to be weird]

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i should probably hold that so he doesn't get a weird tan line

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I got really horny. Desperately horny. I stopped to a point so low i never thought I would. I ended up getting a hooker off of backpage. The weird thing is, She ended up looking a lot like my sister. Is that why she wore the mask? That didn’t stop me. And

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