I asked mom what she was planning on wearing during out mother/son getaway at the lake this weekend. She quickly sent me this with the message "Don't tell your father ;)"
"Hey Son, say hi to your father", said my mommy when i walked in on her like this with my bully brutalizing her sex. I was not surprised as I rubbed him wrong earlier today. Mommy said we should both call him Daddy from now and they are working hard on gi