You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.
Sorry I keep taking things down, my head is a weird one and I'll try to keep this one up, but I could use some friendly words and random internet validation if you could spare it? :3
