I want Emilia Clarke and Emma Watson to use my face like a chair after they come home from shopping. They would order me to stick out my tongue and I'd watch them wedge my face between their cheeks as they order me to slowly suck on their bootyholes.
After a long 8 month bussiness trip, my girlfriend and I were in a rough spot. When I got home, she kissed me and told me she had a present for me for sticking with her. That night, the next door neighbor saved our relationship