If one rubber band was fun, imagine what u/dizzydisappointment is feeling now I've got dozens of them? I think the fact I'm still torturing her and you still haven't stopped me shows the superiority of the FRA to your so called Empire.
Your GF was already an hour late to your anniversary dinner and as you were waiting at the restaurant, you tried to call her several times. Suddenly you receive a message from your bully: "Stop calling. She'll be there, once my balls are empty. Not sure i