Dear Senator: Ever since our daughter realized she can make money with her boobs there's been no stopping her. Is there anything in the Constitution that can help us rein her in?
He's making her lose it. And he's the only thing stopping her from losing it completely. It's a fine line and she's riding it to ecstasy. [xpost /r/60fpsporn]
Your bully already approved for your girlfriend to get married to you. It's not like the marriage is going to stop her from being his personal slut whore.
