Dear Senator: Ever since our daughter realized she can make money with her boobs there's been no stopping her. Is there anything in the Constitution that can help us rein her in?

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Now that she's started begging for him you know she won't stop till he's fucked her through. You may as well make him want her more.

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I need to stop making bets with my sister... It's all fine and good when I win, but more and more often lately she's the one who come's out on top.

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