My wife loves wearing my work shirts. She loves taking them off for all of you more. When she bends over she's hoping someone will stuff her holes. Any takers?
Hanson Gregory claimed to have invented the ring-shaped doughnut in 1847 aboard a lime-trading ship when he was 16 years old. He claimed to have punched a hole in the center of dough with the ship's tin pepper box. [Wikipedia]
[OC] I was told I should come show some stuff to you folks over here. I'm pretty petitely built, so this was a challenge for me, especially without lube. Would you have been as gentle with me as I was? ;p