Some women like to have chocolate at night, others prefer to have tea; my mom stays fit and away from all sweets, and instead wraps her tongue around me.
My daughter always comes home from the clubs drunk and horny. I don't approve of her excessive drinking, but how can a father deny his baby girl pleasure when she asks so sweetly.
Your dad remarried and your new step-mother is a bitch. In front of your dad shes a sweet little angel, but her true self comes out when he's out of the house.
