When my modeling career was having trouble taking off, My brother would drive me to my shoots. I didn't have money to pay him for gas, so I payed him another way.
My friends would ask me why I wanted to take my sister shopping. Especially when I said it was to get her hand lotion. what I didn't say is that her soft hands are worth all the money In the world
Tales from The Jester Club: Light Fingered Cunt. When one of the cunt waitresses starts taking money from the cash register a staff member is quick to remind her of the only things she should be taking...
