[Proof] Found a pair of glasses outside of a bank. Made a joke about this sub, to my friend. Ended up taking a picture. Friend wanted evidence, so I decided to post it.
Finished my first triathlon of the year this morning -- my pre-race ritual of taking a swim in the river, a dip in the hot tub to relax, and carboloading with a nice glass of red seemed to do the trick :)