After my dad got fired, my mom went over to his office to talk to his boss and try to get his job back. A few weeks later, my mom found out that she's pregnant and my dad's boss is the father. Now she's leaving my dad to raise it with him. What should I d
I asked your wife to go on a business trip. It was a week long one which you thought she would refuse. But your wife knew it was just code for me whoring her out to my company customers. She brought out her luggage before we finished talking.
Your weed dealer knocked at the door and reminded you how much you owed him. Lucky for you, your girl went back with him to his place and talked it out for you. What a loyal girlfriend!
'I talked her into using the nuvaring birth control, because it was super easy from me to take it out without telling her. 8 months later...' [Progression]
My friend and I were cleaning the wheels off the car, we started talking about sex and my dick started to grow and it slip out of my shorts. He laughed and asked me if he could take a picture. What did you do ?
You, your wife and your best friend have got together ever weekend to sit, talk and have drinks. This weekend though, they decided to cut you out of the festivities. They like it much better.
You, your wife and your best friend have got together ever weekend to sit, talk and have drinks. This weekend though, they decided to cut you out of the festivities. They like it much better.
