Bully: My biceps are sore af. Had a good workout yesterday. If you know what I mean Me: My mom told me to thank you for helping her with her legs workout. She said she will pay you to train her everyday.
Thank god this insane home tape of your mom is broken beyond repair, because god knows you wouldn't have been able to stop watching despite being absolutely horrified
You were worried when your mom signed up for singing lessons offered by your bully. Thankfully she came home happy, saying he helped her make beautiful sounds she didn't know she could
When the knock came at the door, you knew to head to your room. You spared one last glance back at your mom as she welcomed your bully into the living room, thanked him for bullying her "wimp son", and got down on her knees
