I wonder how many inconvenient boners I have caused. [F]or me, getting wet is only inconvenient when I'm doing squats at the gym. That in turn causes more inconvenient boners. It's a vicious cycle.
You weren't sure if those long nights you spent in your TA's office meant she was interested, but you spent more time wondering what was under her clothes than studying. That is, until she drunkenly sent you a picture of her fat cock.
