I asked mom what she was planning on wearing during out mother/son getaway at the lake this weekend. She quickly sent me this with the message "Don't tell your father ;)"
[B/S] I think our mom had suspected for a long time that me and my sister were having sex, but it was still probably a shock for her to see her son's cum dripping out of her daughter's pussy...
I got my daughter a job as my boss's secretary thinking that, after having worked there for 10 years, he would give me his position once he retired. Instead he promoted his son, who he had just hired. Safe to say I regret getting my daughter that job.. sh
I told my son i’d blow him if he got an A on his test. Being a hooligan who skips class, I didn’t think he’d actually do it. Now that he did, it’s all hitting me at once. While i’m on my knees. For him and his nice hard cock.
I told my son i’d blow him if he got an A on his test. Being a hooligan who skips class, I didn’t think he’d actually do it. Now that he did, it’s all hitting me at once. While i’m on my knees. For him and his nice hard cock.
"Oh, fuck, Dad, that hurts. You've never gotten that far inside me before." "That's just your hymen tearing, son, that means your cervix is open. I guess you're finally ovulating".